OPEN POST

[gyokukenkon]

code

[ leave a prompt, text, starter, etc! also overflow. ]

Comments

@disrespectfully

[gyokukenkon]

[ From here. ]

I guess I'm still getting used to that.

[disrespectfully]

I'm sure you'll get used to it quickly!

[gyokukenkon]

Yeah, probably.
It's usually pretty sink or swim with you.

[disrespectfully]

Well sometimes it might be that way.

[ sometimes very often... ]

[gyokukenkon]

You mean sometimes all the time?

[ Not that Megumi minds. Or at least it's an element of Gojou he's just accepted as a given. ]

slots myself in here

[proelior]

megumi ~

smooshes u

[gyokukenkon]

[ Despite how quickly Megumi texts back, the response is still brutally short: ]

what.

[proelior]

what kind of response is that for your favourite sensei

[gyokukenkon]

fine, how about this



✨ what ✨

[proelior]

Megumi! Who taught you how to use emojis?

[gyokukenkon]

nobody had to teach me.

[ But... ]

Itadori just uses them all the time.

[proelior]

I should thank him. It's cute.

[gyokukenkon]

It's not cute. They're just emojis. [ HUFF. ]

Are you going to tell me what you texted me for or did you just want attention?

[proelior]

Fine, fine. The classroom is empty.

[gyokukenkon]

Is that your smooth way of saying I should meet you there?

[proelior]

You know me so well~ It worked, didn’t it?

@ineffigy

[gyokukenkon]

[ x ]


[ What the fuck, that's not playing fair... ]

If you eat all of them, you don't get homemade lunch for the week.

[ineffigy]

you already made the deal!

it's easy. just don't be lazy
so what if you get a little wet

( she says, in a comfortable cocoon of her blankets and pillows. a grumble of thunder stirs overhead as if to mock her words. )

[gyokukenkon]

you need to work on your selling skills.
if you eat them, there's no reason for me to go into the storm.
and then there's no reason for me to waste the extra effort making you lunch.
which ultimately saves me time.
so why would i bother going out for the dwindling potential of cookies?

[ He's... such a pain in the ass. ]

[ineffigy]

( what's the most annoying, in-denial, roundabout way she can win his company without outright asking for it? )

you're missing a key part of the story
i said they MIGHT be gone if you didn't come to get them now

you're the one that asked for them in the first place, anyway. i'm just trying to be nice.

[gyokukenkon]

maybe you should check your definition of "nice"
pretty sure it doesn't include eating cookies you promised your friends

[ Just sayin!!! ]

[ineffigy]

you're barking out a whole lot of orders for someone cookie-less

sounds to me like the best solution is you getting them ASAP.
i can't control what fate does if you don't.

( an infinite loop — she's probably the only one that considers annoying someone a form of company. )

come on, you can go back to being boring after

[gyokukenkon]

it's just that hard for you to ask me to come over, huh.

[ And yet!!! He's putting on a hoodie! Getting his shoes! Preparing to brave the storm to go to the girls' dorm. ]

this one can remain cute to cover all bases 🌸

[ineffigy]

it's just so hard for you to come get the cookies YOU want, huh?

( the answer: yes. of course, she doesn't know she's managed to actually convince him. if anyone rivals her stubbornness, it's him. )

you know, i'm actually kind of craving some rn

returns w cute(?) 💐

[gyokukenkon]

You keep threatening me like that's actually a motivator.

[ Don't bully him!!! (Yes, bully him??)

It definitely works, though, because he arrives at Kugisaki's dorm with his hood still pulled over his head, his hands stuffed into his pockets. It's cold, and since she's the one who dragged him out into the rain, he knocks with his elbow instead of a proper, polite knock.

Followed with a text: ]

Hurry up and let me in. [ Patience whomst? ]